I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
