omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
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