and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
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