Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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