Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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