O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
my poor anus
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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