Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Randomize
