White coat. Heels.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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