can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
he just fucked me for my cheese.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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