im gay
i know
yea but for you.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
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