Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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