I'm gonna have a badass scar
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
it's like heaven, but drunker
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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