I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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