Got a toothbrush?
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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