I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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