She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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