my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
