I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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