yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
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