It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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