I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
