Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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