Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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