They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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