The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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