this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
the night ended with taco bell and tears
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I am available for nakedness
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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