Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
Randomize
