Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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