Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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