dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
sex in a hospital.. check
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
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