But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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