Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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