i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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