You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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