he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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