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Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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