white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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