I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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