we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
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