So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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