This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
wow bdsm is so cute
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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