Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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