nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
We’re leaving where are you
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