Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
third nipple confirmed
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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