I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
50% drunk capacity currently
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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