im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
he wants to bone in the snuggie
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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