"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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