I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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