This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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