PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
Randomize
