you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I have feelings that need drinking.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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