Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
i dont even know how to be here
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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