K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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