It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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