Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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