we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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